Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive and I'm living and I'm experiencing different things every day, the show will always change.

I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.

If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.

Honestly, I really don't like acting. I don't enjoy it. What I do like is going to a movie theatre and seeing my face on a poster. I like seeing my name on a poster. That is cool.

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

I just like The Little Mermaid cartoon. Say what you want. I have a fish tank, it's a long story. I have a fascination with the ocean, and you put a hot chick in there, it just adds more to it! I liked The Little Mermaid. It's a cool movie. It's one of those I watch over and over again.