I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

I was a big fan of Rodney Dangerfield. He had this HBO Young Comedians Special and he'd always bring up new talent, and I loved that!

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

I'm a big fan of Kiss. Gene Simmons, he's all into marketing and branding. You name it, there's some type of product with Kiss' name on it. Studying people like that, you see guys have hooks and there are reasons people are successful.

My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.