I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.
Hanging out with comics, all they did was make fun of me.
Some comics don't like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but I basically let people dictate what jokes I'm going to do.
I have very nice cars. I never get to drive them, because I'm never home.
If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.
I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!