You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, 'I want to go to that McDonalds.

I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive and I'm living and I'm experiencing different things every day, the show will always change.

I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.

I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and tell some stories, and people can relate.

There's been a lot of guys that come out of Texas who have made it really big. So it's not a geographic thing, it's a how hard are you willing to work for it.

We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.