You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.

There are certain bits in my act that will never change.

I bought a Hummer before I bought a house, and then I bought a house. Every year, everything doubled. The work was doubling. The money was doubling. The popularity was doubling.

When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.

There's been a lot of guys that come out of Texas who have made it really big. So it's not a geographic thing, it's a how hard are you willing to work for it.

Anyone who's seen my specials knows I don't put out the same stuff twice.