You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences. I cross the board.

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don't ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a Hawaiian shirt, and you are like 'this guy is ready to party.'

When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, 'I want to go to that McDonalds.

People think if you have money, it'll fix the problems, but it creates different ones.

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments - except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let you know right now, there's only one way to settle this. We all get in a bus and we go to Disney and we get on a roller coaster - whoever gets the least amount of clicks on the safety bar is the big one.