I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl 'fat,' yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, 'Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy,' there's almost a sexy appeal to it.

TV and film for me are not as exciting as the live stand-up show and getting the immediate reaction of the crowd. TV is a lot of hurry up and wait for your shot and less immediate reaction from people.

I see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day.

I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.

The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.

As far as "uncut" I think we all know that you guys cut up the special. Originally it was going to be 2 hours plus and it got chopped down so I said "we can't use those words because it's not going to represent me right".

You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.