I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl 'fat,' yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, 'Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy,' there's almost a sexy appeal to it.

The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.

When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.

I have very nice cars. I never get to drive them, because I'm never home.

I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!

Make sure you're doing impressions of people that are still relevant, and that everyone knows. Red Skelton impressions are a little outdated.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.