I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.

I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.

As long as you have a director, that's your feedback. It's the director telling you, "Okay. That was great! Okay. Can we add a little? Can you tweak it like this? Can you make it more high pitched? Can you give it a little growl?"

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.

I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you.

If I speak Spanish in my show, which sometimes I do, I translate what I say. I make it where I can still be myself, but I make it to where everybody knows what the hell is going on and when everyone leaves, they're like "OK, I get it."