I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.

For me, the hardest thing was dropping the whole Latino comic title.

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

As far as "uncut" I think we all know that you guys cut up the special. Originally it was going to be 2 hours plus and it got chopped down so I said "we can't use those words because it's not going to represent me right".

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.

And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don't get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that's still way below the bar, you know what I am saying.