I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.

Well, like I said, there's no reason everyone can't have a piece of the pie, even if there's a gordo there eating most of it.

You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.

People see a big dude and they hear that high pitched voice or "Eglasias with an 'I'" and love it because they can relate and go "I know that person!".

You gotta hang out with people who have big dreams and believe in that dream.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.