I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and tell some stories, and people can relate.

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

I like to tell old jokes on stage after about an hour, or an hour and a half. I'll bring those old ones back because the fans love them.

I know enough football to know that's funny!

There are certain bits in my act that will never change.

I just like The Little Mermaid cartoon. Say what you want. I have a fish tank, it's a long story. I have a fascination with the ocean, and you put a hot chick in there, it just adds more to it! I liked The Little Mermaid. It's a cool movie. It's one of those I watch over and over again.

If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.