I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and tell some stories, and people can relate.

There's nowhere in the country that I can't go or won't go. I think it's because I've worked on making my show where everyone can understand it, everyone can relate to it, and no one feels like I'm alienating them.

Hanging out with comics, all they did was make fun of me.

Anything is possible as long as you're focused, determined and you really want to do it.

I'm always ready for TV. I don't have to edit my jokes - when you work clean, you can work anywhere.

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.