We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.

If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching class in high school, at getting kids' attention, and delivering lesson plans. Though my principal even told me that this was what I was meant to do. And that being a big-mouth comedian was a waste of time.

I got on the high school speech team and everyday I would get up in front of the class and just start talking.

Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad scope.

[ The aim to be big] is not a joke about my size. It's just that I'm a dreamer, but I'm following through with it. I believe anyone can do it as long as they focus and have a game plan.

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

I was very dirty; I was a very dirty comic. There was no way I would have gotten on TV with the act I had when I first started.