There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

The first time I got on stage I was 10 years old and I did impressions. I did cartoon characters and I really got the bug for this life when I saw that people were laughing and saw the attention I was getting.

[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.

I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments - except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let you know right now, there's only one way to settle this. We all get in a bus and we go to Disney and we get on a roller coaster - whoever gets the least amount of clicks on the safety bar is the big one.

My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.