The first time I got on stage I was 10 years old and I did impressions. I did cartoon characters and I really got the bug for this life when I saw that people were laughing and saw the attention I was getting.

If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.

Kids, man, they're way too honest. They're like mini-alcoholics.

I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you.

[ The aim to be big] is not a joke about my size. It's just that I'm a dreamer, but I'm following through with it. I believe anyone can do it as long as they focus and have a game plan.

I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, 'Oh, it's fake.' But it's not about whether the guy wins or loses, it's about how he entertains you the whole time you're watching.

Well, like I said, there's no reason everyone can't have a piece of the pie, even if there's a gordo there eating most of it.