I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you.

I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself out there, people can relate to me and my act won't grow stale. I mean, nobody wants to hear a comedian say, 'Life is great.'

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.

I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy.

TV show's really quick. You're in, you're out. A film usually takes a lot longer. However, a voiceover is very much like TV in the sense that it's really quick. For example, I did the movie Planes in one day.