I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you.

And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don't get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that's still way below the bar, you know what I am saying.

I started talking about things that everybody could relate to. And that's not to say I deserted my roots, I just found a way to talk about things in a broad way.

I was a big fan of Rodney Dangerfield. He had this HBO Young Comedians Special and he'd always bring up new talent, and I loved that!

The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.