I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.
Gabriel Iglesias[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.
Gabriel IglesiasI'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.
Gabriel IglesiasI like to tell old jokes on stage after about an hour, or an hour and a half. I'll bring those old ones back because the fans love them.
Gabriel IglesiasAnd I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don't get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that's still way below the bar, you know what I am saying.
Gabriel Iglesias