Kids, man, they're way too honest. They're like mini-alcoholics.

People can relate to someone who isn't perfect.

I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

Why would anybody connect to someone who has everything going for them? It's the person who has faults that people want to connect to. So people identify with certain insecurities on stage and just by me talking about my diabetes people come up to me after the show and tell me "Gabe, my blood sugar is out of control and I feel you". That's the first thing they say, they say "I feel you!".

If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching class in high school, at getting kids' attention, and delivering lesson plans. Though my principal even told me that this was what I was meant to do. And that being a big-mouth comedian was a waste of time.

The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.