Kids, man, they're way too honest. They're like mini-alcoholics.

People can relate to someone who isn't perfect.

I like to tell old jokes on stage after about an hour, or an hour and a half. I'll bring those old ones back because the fans love them.

When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

I did Popeye and Ronald Reagan and everybody was saying things like "yeah he's a cute little kid" but I started, little by little, telling stories about people I'd met and expanded my voices.

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences. I cross the board.