Kids, man, they're way too honest. They're like mini-alcoholics.

You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell you to do that you'll live a long live, maybe you will. But, why do people measure life by the years instead about how good the years were.

The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

Kids, man, they're way too honest. They're like mini-alcoholics.

You pigeon hole yourself by the title you give yourself.