Don't we realize we're a business, we single girls are? Every building that goes up in Manhattan has more than fifty percent efficiency apartments . . . for the one million girls who have very little use for them.

Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.

Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.

In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.

Don't we realize we're a business, we single girls are? Every building that goes up in Manhattan has more than fifty percent efficiency apartments . . . for the one million girls who have very little use for them.

Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.