How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?
When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.
Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?
the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.
In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.
Don't we realize we're a business, we single girls are? Every building that goes up in Manhattan has more than fifty percent efficiency apartments . . . for the one million girls who have very little use for them.