When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?
In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.
How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?
Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.