When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.
the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.
How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?
In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.
Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?