the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.
In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.
Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.
When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.
How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?