How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.
Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.
When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.