Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.
How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?
In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.