the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.
Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?
In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.
How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?