In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.
Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?
Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.
How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?
Don't we realize we're a business, we single girls are? Every building that goes up in Manhattan has more than fifty percent efficiency apartments . . . for the one million girls who have very little use for them.
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.