How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?
Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?
When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.
In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.