Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody.

Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door

Your life is a work of art, and in the end, the underlying theme of great art is bravery and hope and love.

People do what they are told not to do. It happens time and time again. Here on the frozen tundra, it is known as the Tongue on the Frozen Pump Handle principle.

Where I come from, when a Catholic marries a Lutheran it is considered the first step on the road to Minneapolis.

Some of us have a relentless urge to attempt what we can never be good at and neglect our true calling.

A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.