If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.

One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who dont understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit.

As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.

A man can't eat anger for breakfast and sleep with it at night and not suffer damage to his soul.