You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.
Garrison KeillorA good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.
Garrison KeillorOne day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who dont understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit.
Garrison Keillor