Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it.

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.--the people of Lake Woebegon

I have taken so many wrong turns and been so careless with precious things and managed to lose, or break, or leave out in the rain so much that I loved.

English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news.