Bravery and adventure! That's the ticket! Don't sit and gather moss. Get up, get out, do what you dream of doing, and if it doesn't work, it doesn't work, and you don't need to made that particular mistake again, but at least you won't get old wondering what if you had.

I'm a lucky guy. I get to sit around every day and indulge in make believe and get paid for it.

The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.

All fiction comes from a little bit of reality, otherwise it would have no relevance. The fun is in innovation, take something real like this fair, and make it something larger than life.

Where I come from, when a Catholic marries a Lutheran it is considered the first step on the road to Minneapolis.

Give up your good 'Christian' life and follow Jesus

I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense.