Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.

Never insult a writer. You may find yourself immortalized in ways you may not appreciate.

Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it.

Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.

I felt bad for that world that we have given a generation of kids.

Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore.

Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living.