Give guilt - the gift that lasts forever.
I remember when I switched from Christmas to sex as the secret of happiness.
It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake.
Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door
All fiction comes from a little bit of reality, otherwise it would have no relevance. The fun is in innovation, take something real like this fair, and make it something larger than life.
Vacation cruises are advertised as luxurious journeys to exotic places, but a chief pleasure is the reading of books ... . On steamer chairs topside or poolside, in the lounges, everywhere you see men and women with their noses in books, devouring them for hours.