Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate every kind of crank and eccentric and mouth breather there is.

To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich.

Give up your good 'Christian' life and follow Jesus

God is a great humorist. He just has a slow audience to work with.

No innocent man buys a gun, and no happy man writes his memoirs.

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

Love has the power to rescue us and not let go, otherwise it isn't love