Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door

We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides?

I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.

Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.

I have taken so many wrong turns and been so careless with precious things and managed to lose, or break, or leave out in the rain so much that I loved.

When you're a little kid, your heart is open and tender and a harsh word can go straight in and become part of your life.