Wal-Mart is going in and slaughtering [small towns] just as we once killed the buffalo.

I want to resume the life of a shy person.

People do what they are told not to do. It happens time and time again. Here on the frozen tundra, it is known as the Tongue on the Frozen Pump Handle principle.

Majestic doesn't appeal to us. We [Americans] like the Grand Canyon better with Clarence and Arlene parked in front of it, smiling.

Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.--the people of Lake Woebegon

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never wasting any either.