Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.
Garrison KeillorWhen you're in your 20s, your 30s, even, you have - at least, I had - vast ambitions, and you sit around mooning about these things, and you're depressed, because you haven't done them. And it takes you a long time to come to the realization that if you can't be John Updike, well, then, you can't.
Garrison KeillorWhen you're old you feast on your memories, and if you spend too much time on exercise, you may get old and not have many.
Garrison Keillor