Enough. Man is capable of reform once presented with the facts, and the fact is that bottling water and shipping it is a big waste of fuel, so stop already.

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

Bravery and adventure! That's the ticket! Don't sit and gather moss. Get up, get out, do what you dream of doing, and if it doesn't work, it doesn't work, and you don't need to made that particular mistake again, but at least you won't get old wondering what if you had.

If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.

Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door