The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

Cleverness is a burden after that. You are supposed to settle down and be a good person, raise your children, and be good to your friends, which you may not have been back when you were clever.

I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.

Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.

I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.

To Norwegians, the polka is a form of martial art.