..people (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head.
Garrison Keillor... I never was one to get upset about a few scratches on a motor vehicle, it is meant to be used, not saved.
Garrison KeillorThose people on daytime TV talking about how their parents never gave them the positive feedback they needed and that's why they shot them- those are not Minnesotans.
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