Some people think it is difficult to be a Christian and to laugh, but I think it's the other way around. God writes a lot of comedy, its just that he has so many bad actors.
Garrison KeillorThey say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Garrison KeillorI have taken so many wrong turns and been so careless with precious things and managed to lose, or break, or leave out in the rain so much that I loved.
Garrison Keillor