Secret of life is to go through something harrowing that doesnt kill you...and to love one woman for the rest of your life.

The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this.

Dogs don't lie and why should I? Strangers come they growl and bark, they know their loved ones in the dark, Now let me, by night or day, Be just as full of truth as they.

I was afraid you had deceased,' he said. 'Or gotten engrossed in a long book.

I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.

Humor needs to come in under cover of darkness, in disguise, and surprise people.

I talk in subjects and verbs, and sort of wind around in concentric circles until I get far enough away from the beginning so that I can call it the end, and it ends.