I have taken so many wrong turns and been so careless with precious things and managed to lose, or break, or leave out in the rain so much that I loved.

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

When you wage war on the public schools, you're attacking the mortar that holds the community together. You're not a conservative, you're a vandal.

Scripture doesn't promise that God will remove temptation, only that you'll be given strength to withstand it.

Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate.

Not everyone has a Life's Work. Some people simply have a Life.

Boys, the first drink is a boon, the second is a gamble, the third is poor judgment, and then the rate of descent gets steep