No matter what time of year I come here, people always say the same thing: Its not usually like this.
Garrison KeillorSome luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
Garrison KeillorPeople do what they are told not to do. It happens time and time again. Here on the frozen tundra, it is known as the Tongue on the Frozen Pump Handle principle.
Garrison KeillorNever insult a writer. You may find yourself immortalized in ways you may not appreciate.
Garrison Keillor