Travel is the art form available to Everyman. You sit in the coffee shop in a strange city and nobody knows who you are, or cares, and so you shed your checkered past and your motley credentials and you face the day unarmed ... And onward we go and some day in the distant future, we will stop and turn around in astonishment to see all the places we've been and the heroes we were.

Powdermilk biscuits: Heavens, theyre tasty and expeditious! Theyre made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done

I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme.

When it comes to finding available men in Minnesota, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.

... and people are to march around the church to commemorate the event, Palm Sunday, when Jesus rode into Jerusalem and was greeted with applause and with palms. People thought he had come to overthrow the Romans, but ... no ... he had come to change THEM ... and that led to things turning bad.

We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides?

Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door