When in doubt, look intelligent.

It's better to be burnished with use than rusty with principle.

Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our house, and He had me all sketched out down to what size my feet would be (big), which bike I would ride (Schwinn), and the five ears of corn I'd eat for supper that night.

She gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city block.

Sometimes you have to avoid mentioning things because people's feelings are tender.

In the end, all solutions are temporary.

Some of us have a relentless urge to attempt what we can never be good at and neglect our true calling.