No matter what time of year I come here, people always say the same thing: Its not usually like this.
Garrison KeillorScripture doesn't promise that God will remove temptation, only that you'll be given strength to withstand it.
Garrison KeillorIn California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache.
Garrison KeillorThe audience is invisible and that's good. Somewhere my voice is drifting through a swine barn and the sound of it seems to perk up the sows' appetite. Or a lady is listening on headphones as she jogs along a beach, running to my cadence. Or a dog sits in front of the radio, head cocked, and the sibilants excite him in some mysterious way. A dog's humorist, that's me.
Garrison Keillor