Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
Face it: a nation that maintains a 72% approval rating on George W. Bush is a nation with a very loose grip on reality.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
No innocent man buys a gun, and no happy man writes his memoirs.
Children can find other children to be pals. Children need fathers to be fathers.
My ancestors were Puritans from England. They arrived here in 1648 in the hope of finding greater restrictions than were permissible under English law at that time.