I remember when I switched from Christmas to sex as the secret of happiness.
Give guilt - the gift that lasts forever.
God is a great humorist. He just has a slow audience to work with.
My ability to keep cool in a crisis is based entirely on not knowing all the facts.
Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.
He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never wasting any either.