Sometimes you have to avoid mentioning things because people's feelings are tender.
Garrison KeillorIt is more worthy in the eyes of God . . . if a writer makes three pages sharp and funny about the lives of geese than to make three hundred fat and flabby about God or the American people.
Garrison KeillorA lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
Garrison KeillorSpending time in a church does not make you religious, any more than spending time in a garage makes you a car.
Garrison Keillor