Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.
Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.
I remember when I switched from Christmas to sex as the secret of happiness.
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.