Spending time in a church does not make you religious, any more than spending time in a garage makes you a car.

When in doubt, look intelligent.

... and people are to march around the church to commemorate the event, Palm Sunday, when Jesus rode into Jerusalem and was greeted with applause and with palms. People thought he had come to overthrow the Romans, but ... no ... he had come to change THEM ... and that led to things turning bad.

We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.

No matter what time of year I come here, people always say the same thing: Its not usually like this.

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.

The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this.