A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.

... and people are to march around the church to commemorate the event, Palm Sunday, when Jesus rode into Jerusalem and was greeted with applause and with palms. People thought he had come to overthrow the Romans, but ... no ... he had come to change THEM ... and that led to things turning bad.

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never wasting any either.

When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it.

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

Don't tear up the page and start over again when you write a bad line-try to write your way out of it. Make mistakes and plunge on. Writing is a means of discovery, always.