They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Garrison KeillorSome of us have a relentless urge to attempt what we can never be good at and neglect our true calling.
Garrison KeillorI was brought up imagining that cream rises to the top, merit wins out, the race is to the swift and riches to men of understanding, but it ain't necessarily so. The swift stand a better chance if they are also beautiful.
Garrison KeillorWhen the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that all this woofing is not the last word.
Garrison Keillor