In the end, all solutions are temporary.

I usually don't work with other people; I do the whole show myself.

Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate.

Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

You've got work to do. Don't put this off. And don't take the long view, here. You know? Life is today and tomorrow and - and if you're lucky, next week.

It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.

To Norwegians, the polka is a form of martial art.