In the end, all solutions are temporary.

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides?

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache.

Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.--the people of Lake Woebegon

Second violins can play a concerto perfectly if they're in their own home and nobody's there.

America of the future will be all malls connected by interstates. All because your parents no longer can their own tomatoes.