God is a great humorist. He just has a slow audience to work with.

To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich.

Not everyone has a Life's Work. Some people simply have a Life.

Your life is a work of art, and in the end, the underlying theme of great art is bravery and hope and love.

Some people think it is difficult to be a Christian and to laugh, but I think it's the other way around. God writes a lot of comedy, its just that he has so many bad actors.

Winter: It's not just a season, it's who we are.

I was afraid you had deceased,' he said. 'Or gotten engrossed in a long book.