Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
Garrison KeillorAs for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.
Garrison KeillorI think that if writers are tempted to do other things, they ought to go do other things. They should not write if they don't feel like it. I say this as a competitor. I am not interested in encouraging people who are in competition with me.
Garrison Keillor