I was afraid you had deceased,' he said. 'Or gotten engrossed in a long book.

...opening up a newspaper is the key to looking classy and smart. Never mind the bronze-plated stuff about the role of the press in a democracy - a newspaper, kiddo, is about Style.

I write on a laptop, so it's impossible to count drafts anymore.

Dogs don't lie and why should I? Strangers come they growl and bark, they know their loved ones in the dark, Now let me, by night or day, Be just as full of truth as they.

Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.

No matter what time of year I come here, people always say the same thing: Its not usually like this.

When it comes to finding available men in Minnesota, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.