English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.
Garrison KeillorShe gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city block.
Garrison KeillorScripture doesn't promise that God will remove temptation, only that you'll be given strength to withstand it.
Garrison KeillorI write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o'clock central time. You learn to write toward that deadline, to let the adrenaline pick you up on Friday morning and carry you through, to cook up a monologue about Lake Wobegon and get to the theater on time.
Garrison Keillor