IMPORTANT Book reading is a solitary and sedentary pursuit, and those who do are cautioned that a book should be used as an integral part of a well-rounded life, including a daily regimen of rigorous physical exercise, rewarding personal relationships, and sensible low-fat diet. A book should not be used a as a substitute or an excuse.

Humor is not about problems with airline luggage handlers. It's about our lives in America and it's about the ends of our lives and it's about everything that happens after that and everything that happened before.

We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.

One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who dont understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit.

She gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city block.

When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it.

A compassionate conservative is someone who electrocutes juveniles but lets them have a last 'make a wish'.