I feel it's so hard for young actors; It's a different world that they're coming up in; there's so much money to be made off of their personal lives, and people are bound and determined to make that money.

There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.

...opening up a newspaper is the key to looking classy and smart. Never mind the bronze-plated stuff about the role of the press in a democracy - a newspaper, kiddo, is about Style.

When you're old you feast on your memories, and if you spend too much time on exercise, you may get old and not have many.

..people (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head.

Some of us have a relentless urge to attempt what we can never be good at and neglect our true calling.

Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.