We thank you [the soldiers recently returned from the middle east] for your service.
Garrison Keillor... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty.
Garrison Keillor...opening up a newspaper is the key to looking classy and smart. Never mind the bronze-plated stuff about the role of the press in a democracy - a newspaper, kiddo, is about Style.
Garrison Keillor